Latest candidate for weakest link does a Clark Griswold imitation...very sad

This "relative" has two strikes going against them. 1) They are a terrible relative and how can they possibly be so busy that they can't drive a 7 year old girl (that they presumably love and care about) 5 miles? The girl is in the car and you make them get out? Terrible. 2) They are completely stupid, clueless and oblivious to the outside world and should not be driving. Off to Greenland with them!