Want Ralston House to give you Gmail?

I am sure you have heard of it. You can't miss the articles. Like this one. Or this one. Ralston House has one invite to give. While getting one from Instapundit, or Little Green Footballs might be more prestigious, your chances are much smaller.

So, I will invite the person who comes up with the best reason why they deserve it. Either post a comment, or send an email.